- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Why did the jew die Really...

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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