- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Deadly cancer.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

How do you spell eight? 8

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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