- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Shut the cork up!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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