Knock Knock.

guess what? chicken butt.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

want a balloon? yeah

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Their, they're, there You're, your

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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