- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

The Game.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

how now brown cow. WTF.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

women outside of the kitchen

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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