What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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