Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Anti Joke

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