- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Civil Rights.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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