Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Kathy Griffin.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Sac

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

One time I masturbated by myself

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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