Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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This one sucks!

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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