Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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