Knock, knock. *answers door*

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

I need a good anti joke....

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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