Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Yes.

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Samantha

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Your social life.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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