What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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