The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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The game!

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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justin bieber

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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