- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother hates you

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Kathy Griffin.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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