Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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fack me!

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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