There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What's up brah brah

Kelly Clarkson

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Anti Joke

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