- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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