- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

THE GAME

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Shit!

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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