Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Badgers are cool

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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