E= McVagina

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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