- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

I have Alzheimer. What?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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