- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights to vote

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

whats 2+2? 4

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

1 + 1 = 3

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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