You're Adopted.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Nock Nock It's open.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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