A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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