what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

fack me!

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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