what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Hello Braydon

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Gays

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why did the book disappear?

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