Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Your time.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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