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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What is cold? Winter

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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