What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Womens Rights.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Snausages.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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