- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Zach Barlow

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Colby Michael Schluter

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Penal Dysfunction

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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