What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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your father died

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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no

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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