- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

how now brown cow. WTF.

The Game.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

women outside of the kitchen

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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