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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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