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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

A Black Man walks into a bar...

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Deadly cancer.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

How do you spell eight? 8

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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