- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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