What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Kelly Clarkson

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What's up brah brah

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What's funnier than 24? 25

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