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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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