Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Bloody kids ...

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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