- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What's brown and sticky? Shit

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

Ju... Just why?

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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