A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Are you Drew?

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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