- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What's the difference between a duck?

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Not Steve Jobs

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Zach Barlow

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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