- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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