The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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