- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Civil Rights.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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