- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Civil Rights.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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