Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

knock knock Labrinth come in

What is 9 + 10? 21

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

The Game.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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