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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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obama leadership

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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