What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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