- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

women's rights

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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