What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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my friend is gay hes gay

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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