The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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