- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Welcome to die!

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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