- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Bloody kids ...

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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