- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Your Mom.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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