- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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