What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

whats a dick a dick

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

liam buchan is gay !

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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