How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

What's the difference between a duck?

Womens Rights.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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