Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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I am a nigger.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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