- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

What's 9 plus 10? 19

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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