- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Your social life

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

An asian without a future.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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