yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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knock knock

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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