- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Hello

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

An asian without a future.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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