- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

YES! EXACTLY!

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

my friend is gay hes gay

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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