one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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