Womens rights.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Heartlight

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Snausages.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Once upon a cross

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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