- Anti Joke

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire