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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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