A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Do you believe this will change?

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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I was born.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Soccer...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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