- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

wanna hear a joke? no.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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