Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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