A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Women's rights.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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I've got a dig bick

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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