Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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That's not what she said.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Chinese drivers.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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WNBA

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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