Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

WNBA

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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