What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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W.N.B.A.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Gorden Brown.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Drunk irish man

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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