man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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