What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Zach Barlow

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Michael Brown

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Colby Michael Schluter

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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