Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Hi my name is Jim

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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neil patrick harris

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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since when?

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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