There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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If you are my friend like it!

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Rebecca Black

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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