"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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WNBA

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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