- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Guess what? Holocaust

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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I'm off to my tank guys!

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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